Rolan Quarn is the greatest turian ever
So I’ve been doing some research for my story. Which led to me to do a google search of Rolan Quarn, or as most people will probably know him, the turian con ‘artist’ from the Citadel DLC.
Turns out the guy’s actually been involved in the series since August 2010 where he popped up on Cerberus Daily News, after he stole the identity of Delumcore System’s CEO after he died of a heart attack a week into a holiday. Rolan then ran the company successfully for two years before getting caught by a routine traffic stop noticing discrepancies in his geneprint.
After his capture, police then released evidence that Rolan had previously passed himself off with dozens of other disguises, including a stunt driver, sous-chef, martial arts instructor, ambassador, varren tamer, news anchor and stand-up comedian.
Three days after, he slipped free of a tracking bracelet and police escort and escaped the planet, but only after leaving a recorded message thanking many of Delumcore’s employees by name and giving advice for the future, ending the note by saying: “Sorry about the bail. I wish everyone the best. I’ve never been prouder of the people I’ve worked with, and that’s saying something.”
Then, on New Year’s Eve, he steals the Times Square New Year’s Eve ball (which is four metres in diameter and weighs 5185kg) from the Citadel by himself, before returning it later with a note saying “C-Sec needs funds. You can smuggle anything onto this station.”
adsfhjaksldfhsajkdfhaThen he shows up in the Citadel DLC with the sexiest voice ever and basically tells you how he’s future Robin Hood. But turian.
He may only show up for five minutes in the game, but my god, what a legend.
Domestic Thor
- person: stop apologizing.
- me: sorry.
- me: wait fuck, no sorry i didn't mean--
- me: shit, sorry i--
- me: SORRY I MEANT--
- me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT SORRY I WASN'T THINKING--
- me: wait no fuck shit sorry i did it again i--
- me: fuck
- me:
- me: sorry
i laugh at this part every time because really dramatic music starts playing when it zooms in on his face
Ylva/spader7’s card came for me yesterday and this was inside. Thank you so much, my dear!
Headdress & Winged Harness: Rob Goodwin
Costume Design: David Bamber
Photographer: Diego Indraccolo
Ballerina: Ksenia Ovsyanick
