hot bara son
9 hours ago  +  455 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #o damn  #mass effect 3  #karin chakwas  #what would you have me queue?

15 hours ago  +  208 notes via )
tagged as:  #fussygills has very nice edits dang  #mass effect 3  #liara t'soni

15 hours ago  +  85 notes via )
tagged as:  #emotionally compromised by an AI in a catsuit: the blog  #mass effect 3  #EDI

rakiah:

I had this in my head I HAD TO DRAW è__é I feel better now. Little imperial asari babies everywheeere ! <3
Happy Valentine’s Day with Daddy Javik ! /o/

rakiah:

I had this in my head I HAD TO DRAW è__é I feel better now.
Little imperial asari babies everywheeere ! <3

Happy Valentine’s Day with Daddy Javik ! /o/

16 hours ago  +  1,365 notes via )
tagged as:  #omfg  #DADDY WE ARE SURROUNDED BY PRIMITIVES  #fuck  #these little girls must be spoiled rotten  #mass effect 3  #javik  #fanart

1 day ago  +  598 notes via )
tagged as:  #mass effect 3  #citadel DLC  #tali'zorah vas normandy

1 day ago  +  489 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #that last gif is pretty much him saying 'lol silly commander' with his eyebrows  #it wasn't very effective with garrus because he doesn't have eyebrows  #someone write me a fic where they put felt eyebrows on garrus's face while he sleeps  #and they're angry felt eyebrows  #and he has no idea why everyone keeps laughing/crying  #sorry op i put dumb tags on your beautiful gifs  #mass effect 3  #kaidan alenko

1 day ago  +  839 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #ABORT  #THIS SYSTEM HAS BEEN COMPROMISED  #SHUTTING DOWN ALL NONCRITICAL FUNCTIONS  #mass effect 3  #edi

damnnateyou:

:’33333333don’t be sad

damnnateyou:

:’33333333
don’t be sad

1 day ago  +  522 notes via )
tagged as:  #im sad  #mass effect 3  #joker  #edi  #fanart  #otp: am I not human?

anoia:

pornalecki i drew a lady moreau to make inappropriate comments at davedi U_U

anoia:

pornalecki i drew a lady moreau to make inappropriate comments at davedi U_U

2 days ago  +  1,559 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #aFfakhulsgub  #WILL TAG ONCE LAUGHTER STOPS  #mass effect 3

fuckyeahjokeredi:

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lets not use you as a reference joker

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2 days ago  +  2,450 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #I hATE EVER YO NE  #mass effect 3  #joker  #edi  #fanart  #makanidotdot  #otp: am I not human?

2 days ago  +  347 notes via )
tagged as:  #no. yes  #mass effect 3  #liara t'soni  #need 2 wash away the dishonor with some eternity

spicyshimmy:

She will see him change. Slowly, very slowly, so that the changes will appear inevitable—or unnoticeable—to any who do not know his body so intimately. She will compare him every morning to the man who fell asleep the previous night and when the first gray comes and the others follow she will be waiting for them, an enemy more dangerous and more insidious than the Reapers ever were. An enemy that is also an ally; a constant; a truth; a reality. Time.
He will ask her if he has gained weight. He will turn sideways in front of a mirror and she will tell him exactly how much weight he has gained since the night before, then exactly how much he has gained since the year before, then exactly how much he has gained since they first met. ‘Not like I can go pump some iron with Beefbags McLargeHuge or anything,’ he will grumble, a sparkle in his eye. 
That sparkle is life. And age is a facet of life. Change is made of age. Literally.
She will observe the hair on his belly. She will take note of the length of his stubble. She will allow him to be stubborn until his stubbornness becomes detrimental to his well-being, and then she will supply the crutches. They will make his forearms sore. They will rub the skin until it is raw and he will cool it against her, resting his wrist upon her stomach, until they are both warmer than they were before.
Before. A nebulous concept. After. There is only one certainty. 
She will not grow old with him. He will change on the outside and remain remarkably similar on the inside, whereas she will metamorphose opposite to his progression. She will still look the same, but he will change her breath by breath beneath the derma, where the truth lies. Fear is the truth. 
He will die. 
And he knows this; he is smarter than he pretends to look, and he knows this. Yet still, despite the knowledge, there are thousands of photographs, memories in time, of them laughing. Not without a care. With every care. His funny eyebrows. The weight he has gained. The crutches he grouchily came to accept. His arm around her. Warming each other, skin to artificial skin. 
She will live. And listen to his steady heart. Love, laughter, aches, pleasures. Change. 

spicyshimmy:

She will see him change. Slowly, very slowly, so that the changes will appear inevitable—or unnoticeable—to any who do not know his body so intimately. She will compare him every morning to the man who fell asleep the previous night and when the first gray comes and the others follow she will be waiting for them, an enemy more dangerous and more insidious than the Reapers ever were. An enemy that is also an ally; a constant; a truth; a reality. Time.

He will ask her if he has gained weight. He will turn sideways in front of a mirror and she will tell him exactly how much weight he has gained since the night before, then exactly how much he has gained since the year before, then exactly how much he has gained since they first met. ‘Not like I can go pump some iron with Beefbags McLargeHuge or anything,’ he will grumble, a sparkle in his eye.

That sparkle is life. And age is a facet of life. Change is made of age. Literally.

She will observe the hair on his belly. She will take note of the length of his stubble. She will allow him to be stubborn until his stubbornness becomes detrimental to his well-being, and then she will supply the crutches. They will make his forearms sore. They will rub the skin until it is raw and he will cool it against her, resting his wrist upon her stomach, until they are both warmer than they were before.

Before. A nebulous concept. After. There is only one certainty.

She will not grow old with him. He will change on the outside and remain remarkably similar on the inside, whereas she will metamorphose opposite to his progression. She will still look the same, but he will change her breath by breath beneath the derma, where the truth lies. Fear is the truth.

He will die.

And he knows this; he is smarter than he pretends to look, and he knows this. Yet still, despite the knowledge, there are thousands of photographs, memories in time, of them laughing. Not without a care. With every care. His funny eyebrows. The weight he has gained. The crutches he grouchily came to accept. His arm around her. Warming each other, skin to artificial skin.

She will live. And listen to his steady heart. Love, laughter, aches, pleasures. Change. 

2 days ago  +  483 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #crying as i put on my work uniform no big deal  #mass effect 3  #joker  #edi  #fanart  #otp: am i not human?

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tagged as:  #mass effect 3  #eve  #urdnot wrex  #ONE MORE THING AND THEN I'LL GO TO BED  #URDNOT BAKARA IS THE QUEEN OF BEING BETTER THAN YOU  #SHE ISN'T GOING TO ACCEPT YOUR PEDANTIC BULLSHIT  #SHE'D SOONER TAKE YOUR SHOTGUN TO BLAST SOME CERBERUS MOTHERFUCKER IN THE FACE THAN TAKE YOUR HAUGHTY HAND FOR ASSISTANCE  #THEN SHE'LL BEAR ALL 800 OF YOUR CHILDREN AND SING THEM MIGHTY SONGS OF VICTORY  #SHE WILL NAME THE FIRSTBORN AFTER THE SALARIAN THAT ONCE PRAISED THE VERY DISEASE THAT MADE IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HER TO CONCEIVE  #DON'T YOU COME AT ME AND TELL ME SHE WASN'T ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTERS IN THIS ENTIRE FRANCHISE  #AN ENTIRE WORLD'S FATE RESTED ON HER SHOULDERS AND IN HER WOMB  #AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES?  #INSTEAD OF FEARING HER DESTINY SHE GRABS A SHOTGUN FROM THIS ASSHOLE'S HANDS  #AND SHOOTS A SOLDIER ABOUT TO KILL HER  #BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCK WITH URDNOT BAKARA  #YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THIS QUEEN  #YOU DON'T EVEN /KNOW/  #SHEPARD OUT

sharilin:

Citadel DLC - Derp moments 4

Brooks: “Asssdralbihoahdsohaaghhhhhh!!!!!”

sharilin:

Citadel DLC - Derp moments 4

Brooks: “Asssdralbihoahdsohaaghhhhhh!!!!!”

3 days ago  +  41 notes via )
tagged as:  #me too brooks  #mass effect 3  #citadel dlc  #maya brooks

knickerweasels:

gRUNT

That last one.

3 days ago  +  1,750 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #i LOVE HIM  #mass effect 3  #urdnot grunt  #citadel DLC  #i crylaughed when i found him in the shower  #what would you have me queue?