“I’m going to hunt down the shit-for-brains inventor of this crooked game and pull his inspiration out through his arsehole. Probably some smart-arsed salarian bastard.”
leave me to die
“No matter what happens, you mean everything to me, Liara.”
you wanna fucking go, Vakarian?
doodled a strong femshep for a few minutes before bed but let’s be real I’m not going to bed
this was really quick and sloppy and fun C:
screencap meme (x) - touch me
I hung out a lot of places last night. your upper body, your lower body… pretty much all the parts in-between.
She antagonizes him only because she loves him.
Shepard has no boundaries. What a jerk.
Hey there, handsome.
now i’ve got this series of missed opportunities in my head in which shepard is extremely obvious about things and kaidan’s just so busy thinking serious thoughts about integrity and how things went down and lunch and dinner and post-dinner snacks and lost years and horizon and all their history that he just doesn’t notice
and shepard’s legitimately like biotic charging to skid to a halt and pose dramatically right next to kaidan
and kaidan’s just like heaves troubled sigh, eyebrows get twenty times darker and ten times thicker
meanwhile shepard’s spelling out KAIDAN NOTICE ME in biotic lights and spelling I LOVE YOU with emergency flares while kaidan, emotionally, eats three protein bars at the same time and wonders how they’re ever going to make things right between them again
We saw a restaurant called “Weck’s” today. Suddenly: mass effect babies.